Monthly Archives: January 2016
Amy Schumer Will Prove She Didn’t Steal Jokes
Amy Schumer will take a polygraph test on her Comedy Central sketch show to prove that she doesn't steal jokes. Hear for yourself below:
Speaking to Jim Norton on The Jim Norton Advice Show, Schumer pushed back against the allegations that her jokes aren't original. In particular, she spoke about three comedians —Wendy Liebman, Kathleen Madigan, and Tammy Pescatelli—who've recently questioned Schumer's ethics, saying that some of her jokes are suspiciously close to their own. Schumer, however, is persistent that she hadn't "seen those jokes from those people."
“I’m literally going to take a polygraph test and put it on my show this season,” Schumer told Norton. “And I promise whatever the results are—I won’t let them cut.”
Far Cry Primal PS4 Bundle Announced
According to Playstation.Blog, a Far Cry Primal PS4 bundle is coming to Europe on February 23. The bundle will include 1TB jet black PS4 along with a DualShock 4 controller and a physical copy of the game.
Developed by Ubisoft Montreal, Far Cry Primal is the fifth game in the series and the first to take the action all the way back to 10,000 B.C.. Gamers will take on the role of hunter-gatherer Takkar as he uses clubs, spears, and fire to bring humanity to the top of the food chain.
In addition to fighting saber-toothed tigers, you'll be able to tame them and sic them on your enemies. While much of the game will be centered on hunting for survival with crafted weapons, Takkar will also become the leader of a tribe and be able to wage war on other tribes.
The X-Files: Where We Left Off
It's been fourteen years since The X-Files aired its last new episode, and given some of its audience didn’t stick around for the final seasons -- following in the footsteps of the original stars, as David Duchovny left and Gillian Anderson took an increasingly smaller role -- it's possibly been longer than that since many of you watched it.
That being the case, we thought it would be a good idea then to remind (or inform) you about where the story left off, as six new episodes of The X-Files begin airing on Sunday, January 24th. So let’s do some catch up on the last couple years of The X-Files’ original run, along with the second X-Files movie from a few years back.
First off, in Season 7’s "Closure," Mulder accepted the following convoluted version of his sister's disappearance: Samantha was abducted by aliens (in cooperation with the U.S. Government) and subjected to multiple abductions during which she endured many horrible tests. For six years, between kidnappings, she lived in California as the sister of Jeffery Spender and the daughter of the Cigarette Smoking Man. When she was 14, she ran away and before she could be recaptured, she was rescued by mystical beings called "walk-ins," who transformed her into pure energy before she could be harmed. Some didn’t find this answer as satisfying as Mulder did, but as far as Chris Carter and Co. were concerned, the Samantha chapter appeared to be closed.
This SteelSeries Gaming Mouse Lets You Play Shia LaBeouf GIFs on Its Display
SteelSeries is coming out with a new flagship mouse called the Rival 700. It packs in a 16,000 CPI (counts per inch) optical sensor, haptic vibration, and an OLED screen on the side. Why do you need a screen on your mouse? Well, to upload animated GIFs of Shia LaBeouf telling you to “JUST DO IT!”
Beyond the silly GIFs, the monochrome OLED screen can be programmed to display your CPI settings or display a custom logo using the GameSense app. And of course the mouse is full RGB LED supported so you can choose the colors you want the mouse to light up. The GameSense app also lets you configure the haptic feedback of the mouse, which has been cleverly designed not to affect tracking. SteelSeries achieved this by using a motor to vibrate in the vertical axis. Some games will come with preset configurations to take advantage of the haptic motors but you can customize it for games without presets.
Terminator Genisys Sequels Pulled From Schedule
Paramount Pictures has removed the sequel to Terminator Genisys from their release schedule. The film had been slated to open May 19, 2017.
The studio has replaced the Terminator sequel with Baywatch, a feature film comedy revamp of the TV series that will star Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, and Alexandra Daddario.
"The news about Terminator isn't a shock, considering that Terminator: Genisys was widely viewed as a disappointment," as THR points out. "Genisys, opening in summer 2015, earned roughly $440 million worldwide, including only $89 million in North America."
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow Adds Ant-Man’s Martin Donovan
DC's Legends of Tomorrow is adding a new Time Master to its arsenal. Martin Donovan (Ant-Man, Homeland, Rogue) has joined the cast as Rip Hunter's (Arthur Darvill) mentor, IGN has exclusively learned.
Donovan will make his guest star debut in Legends of Tomorrow's fourth episode, "White Knights," with the possibility to recur.
Martin Donovan on Lifetime's The Lottery
Druce is a respected member of the time council who was Rip's first mentor at the Time Master Academy. He is a seasoned Time Master who is accustomed with mediating conflicts throughout history. Druce finds himself faced with his greatest challenge when he is tasked to find Rip and convince him to abandon his hunt for Vandal Savage (Casper Crump). If he can't convince his former pupil and the Legends to give up their quest, he may be forced to kill the man he looked upon as a son.
Fallout 4, The Witcher 3 Among DICE Awards Nominees
The Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences has dropped its list of nominees for the 19th annual DICE Awards in February.
The ceremony is meant to recognize "the year’s finest achievements in video games," in this case selecting the best games of 2015. Nominees for game of the year include The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, Bloodborne, Fallout 4, Ori and The Blind Forest, and Rise of the Tomb Raider.
Late Nintendo president Satoru Iwata will be also be the recipient of a posthumous Lifetime Achievement Award.
A full list of nominees and categories can be found on the organization's website. In total, 53 games are up for various awards, with games like Rise of the Tomb Raider receiving up to nine nominations across multiple categories.
Hideo Kojima and J.J. Abrams Meet Up to Talk Tech
Hideo Kojima just went to discuss his new game studio with J.J. Abrams.
Back to LA. Meeting up with JJ to inform him about my new studio. pic.twitter.com/po6ScoDW1X
— HIDEO_KOJIMA (@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN) January 20, 2016
The visit seems to be part of the studio head's 10-day tech tour with PlayStation 4 architect Mark Cerny. Kojima, who recently minted an independent version of Kojima Productions, is currently working on a PlayStation 4 exclusive which goes a long way toward explaining the international tour.
Elon Musk’s Hyperloop Now Under Construction
Hyperloop Transportation Technologies has made progress on its plans to build Elon Musk's Hyperloop transportation system. The company announced today that it has filed the proper paperwork with Kings County, California to begin construction on the 5-mile test track.
The track will be built along Interstate 5 around Quay Valley, California. HTT is currently in the process of choosing a company to construct the track, and plans to begin building later this year.
Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk initially announced the Hyperloop project back in 2013. However, he does not have an active part in its development today. In a statement given to The Verge, HTT CEO Dirk Ahlborn commended his team for reaching today's milestone after working on it for over 2 years.
Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow Won’t Have 3DS Restore Points
The first generation of Pokemon games are headed to Virtual Console next month, and it looks like the upcoming 3DS eShop titles won't support two of the handheld's key features.
Nintendo has released the official Japanese manuals for Pokemon Red, Green, Blue and Yellow and, according to Siliconera's translation, all four versions won't allow players to create a Restore Point—a prominent feature in most Virtual Console games where the player can create a save point and resume play at any point in the game. As such, you'll need to use Pokemon's traditional save system.