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Swords And Soldiers 2 Review

Military skirmishes are never two-dimensional affairs. There is always a lot of politics involved, of course, but on a more primal level, there are concerns like unit formation and attack direction to command your attention--elements that most real-time strategy games try to emulate in one way or another when they depict war. Swords & Soldiers II does away with most of that unit management, boiling the RTS formula down to some of its barest essentials and leaving you with a deceptively simple side-scrolling strategy game. Imagine Age of Empires, flatten it against a cave wall, cut the time of most matches down to 10 minutes or less, and sprinkle in an array of character names that double as puns.

Every battle in Swords & Soldiers II is a duel between two armies--one on the left side of the map and one on the right. Whenever you send out a combat unit from your base (whether it’s a slow but strong melee unit, an agile ranged unit, or something else entirely), that unit travels in a straight line toward the enemy's base until it encounters resistance. With rare exceptions, you have no real control over a unit's movement--most of the game’s controls center on buying soldiers, not commanding them. You can't tell a unit to stop, you can’t tell it to ignore an enemy, you can't command it to shift focus ... it simply moves toward its goal, destroying everything in its way or dying in the attempt.

As you play through the game's stages, you are steadily introduced to units and spells from each faction.

Since you can't manage exactly when and where your troops will go, resource management is key. Swords & Soldiers II keeps this simple: you purchase most units with gold, and on most maps, you collect it from a mine located right next to your home base--no exploring required. The mine's supply of funds is infinite, so as long as you don't allow your worker units to die, you can easily maintain a steady supply of income. The only other resource you have to keep an eye on is mana, which dictates when you can use the various spells at your disposal. Typically, mana trickles in slowly but steadily, though there are ways to earn mana more quickly if you're proactive about accumulating it. For example, blocks of gold or mana occasionally parachute down from the heavens, which you can send a worker out to collect.

Both gold and mana are important, but spells in particular often shift the tide of battle. They are your most direct way of influencing the action, like the hand of a god throwing down a bolt of lightning or cursing its enemies with fear. Unleashing the right spell at the right time can throw a major wrench into your opponent's plans. Say, for instance, that the other player has just sent a large group of fast-moving enemies your way. This could be devastating for your much smaller force if you simply allow the opposing units to duke it out head-to-head, but a properly placed blizzard spell can temporarily stop the entire cluster of enemies in its tracks, giving your own warriors time to whittle them down. Other times, success comes down to countering your opponent with a properly matched army. Is she sending flying units your way? Then don’t lean too heavily on your short-range berserkers.

Some of the game’s more powerful spells involve some skill to pull off well. How good at you at drunkenly punching Vikings?

All of this can be done with quick and easy touch controls on the Wii U GamePad, though this method means that you spend your entire time looking at the GamePad’s screen rather than the TV. If you’d rather, you can play with an analog stick and button control scheme that swaps a command bar at the top of the screen for radial menus assigned to the Wii U’s ZL and ZR buttons. You may lose a bit of speed when selecting units this way, but it’s a comfortable and easy-to-use setup.

You only have to worry about the opposing army coming at you from a single direction, but that doesn't mean that you never lose track of what's going on. Because a complex battle is being flattened to 2D, there is usually a lot happening on the screen, making it easy to be overwhelmed by the action. Thankfully, Swords & Soldiers II's vibrantly chunky, fantastical art makes most of the game's units visually distinctive from one another at a quick glance. (Granted, it helps that there aren't too many units in the first place. Each faction has less than a dozen, not including spells and towers.)

Swords & Soldiers II boils the RTS formula down to some of its barest essentials and leaves you with a deceptively simple side-scrolling strategy game.

If you played the first Swords & Soldiers, most of these details are familiar, though in this case, familiarity does not breed contempt. It's been several years since the beloved original game was released, and this sequel is much improved not just in visual terms (it's a much better-looking game than its predecessor), but also in regards to campaign structure.

The original game was separated into multiple short campaigns, each focused on one of the game's factions. Swords & Soldiers II instead has a single campaign that tells one large, unbroken story. As you play through the game's stages, you are steadily introduced to units and spells from each faction--such as the Vikings' snowstorm or the demons' skeleton-generating tower--allowing you to get a good grasp of all the game's strategic options without being overwhelmed right from the start. Intriguingly, those units are often mixed and matched throughout the campaign. A Persian Sand Witch can fight alongside a demonic Naga while being defended by a Viking guard tower, leading to greater variety in your potential strategies.

This ability to create your own custom faction carries forward into the game's skirmish mode. Perhaps you have played StarCraft and thought, "I really like playing as the Terrans, but it would be awesome if I had access to that one Protoss unit.” Swords & Soldiers II’s response to that question is to invite you to build a dream team. Unfortunately, you aren’t able to show off that team to too many people. While Swords & Soldiers II has a great local two-player mode in which one player uses the Wii U GamePad's screen and the other player uses the TV, there is no online multiplayer mode. You can play against AI opponents of varying difficulty, but the AI is no substitute for a devilish human opponent.

In fact, if you don't have people nearby to skirmish with, there's not a lot to keep you coming back to Swords & Soldiers II once you've finished the relatively brief (about four- or five-hour) campaign. There are bonus objectives and timed challenges to go for in each mission if you're a completist, but not much in the way of extra, replayable content. Yet Swords & Soldiers II is still impressive, bringing the depth of any properly balanced RTS to a two-dimensional plane. If you’ve got a few hours to kill, its campaign provides great strategic opportunities. And if you’ve got a friend nearby, you could be skirmishing for a long time to come.

DC Comics Battles Rihanna Over ‘Robyn’ Trademark

DC Comics isn't too happy with pop star Rihanna for trying to trademark the name "Robyn," arguing it's too similar to Robin the Boy Wonder.

The American comic book publisher has filed an official opposition to Rihanna's "Robyn" application with the U.S. Trademark and Patent Office, according to Comic Book Resources. The singer and actress, whose full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty, filed an application in June 2014, planning to use the name with "providing online non-downloadable general feature magazines."

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Documentary on Supposed ’80s Mind-Altering Arcade Game Underway

A group of filmmakers have turned to Kickstarter seeking to fund the completion of a video game documentary called The Polybius Conspiracy. The film will explore the urban legend surrounding a supposed game known as Polybius, an arcade cabinet that legend claims briefly existed in several arcades in the Portland, Oregon area during the 1980s.

While there is no evidence that any such game ever actually existed, the filmmakers aim to “dive into the chronology, testimonials, and psychology of the legend; an intersection where urban mythology and dark secrets meet the arcade scene.”

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You Can’t Take the Ghosbusters Out of NY

Director Paul Feig is getting set to go into production on his Ghostbusters reboot starring Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, and Saturday Night Live stars Leslie Jones and Kate McKinnon. It was recently revealed that production would be commencing in Boston, which surprised some fans of the original.

New York served as - essentially - a fifth Ghostbuster in the original film, so when we sat down with Ghostbusters director Paul Feig recently to talk about his new movie Spy, we asked if Boston would serve the same function in the new film.

"Oh no, it takes place in New York," Feig assured. "We're just shooting mostly in Boston. The original Ghostbusters shot mostly in LA and then they went to New York and shot some exteriors, so that's basically what we'll be doing too. It just comes down to money and our budget is so high that we need the tax incentive that Massachusetts provides."

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The Post-Apocalyptic Racer that Went Extinct Too Early

There have been more than a few games inspired by George Miller’s hugely-influential Mad Max film series. From id’s Rage to the 1992 Mega Drive/SNES game Outlander, all the way back to the virtually impossible 1985 Commodore 64 game The Last V8 (developed David and Richard Darling, who would go on to found Codemasters).

Ratbag’s Powerslide took fewer cues from Miller’s iconic, dystopian film series than other more brazen Mad Max riffs but it definitely felt like the world of Max Rockatansky was a key inspiration for the wild vehicles and decaying environments of Powerslide. The key difference between Mad Max and Powerslide is that, while in Mad Max the world ran out of oil, in Powerslide we ran out of bees.

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How Disneyland Inspired Tomorrowland

While the name of the film comes from one of the main areas within Disneyland, Brad Bird and Damon Lindelof did not base Tomorrowland off of specific Disneyland attraction, in the manner of Pirates of the Caribbean or The Haunted Mansion. However, there are some specific nods and homages to Disneyland/Disney parks in the movie and the unspoken idea that Walt Disney himself may have been involved in the film’s futuristic city its characters are on a quest to find.

When I spoke to Bird and the Tomorrowland cast, they discussed how Disneyland and Walt Disney himself inspired the film in a broad sense, even as they created their own new storyline.

You can check out the video above to see what they told me, but some highlights include the following.

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Oculus Is Holding a Special Press Event Next Month

Oculus is currently sending out invites to select members of the press for a special event next month where the company plans to reveal more information about its VR headset. The event will be held on June 11 in San Francisco. Take a look at the invite below.

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Seeing as how the invite says "Step into the Rift," it's safe to assume we'll be learning more about the Oculus Rift, which will be available to consumers sometime in Q1 2016.

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Supergirl and Legends of Tomorrow Trailer Reaction: Should We Be Excited?

Hey guys, with the Upfronts behind us, where a ton of new TV shows were announced and trailers released, we're back to discuss our first reactions to the footage we've seen from shows like Supergirl, Legends of Tomorrow, The Muppets and Heroes Reborn, along with other TV news of note.

Click Here to See the New TV Show Trailers

So whether you want to listen to the audio link below or watch the video above, here's where to find all of the topics at hand this week!

00:50-06:40: David Lynch returns to the Twin Peaks revival.

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Does Plastic Memories Have Pacing Problems?

Excellent pacing has the power to pull viewers emotions in multiple directions while not letting the show lose its edge, but when done poorly, it can lead to drawn out exposition and poorly contrived subplots. IGN’s Alaina Yee and Miranda Sanchez debate on whether or not the anime Plastic Memories is having pacing problems, or if the pacing is instead being used for a greater emotional effect.

Plastic Memories examines the relationships between humans and androids. Protagonist Tsukasa takes a job in the terminal service department that is responsible for collecting androids that are at the end of their shelf life. As the android expires, it begins to lose its memories, personality, and can even become lethal. Instead of just focusing on one retrieval every week, Plastic Memories features Tsukasa’s relationship with his android partner, Isla.

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